February 2011
I fucking love food. I don't give a fuck about...
-fuckthisimgoingtohogwarts:
January 2011
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
lovelustlace:
Does that mean his eyes were open too?
MY FRIEND BROUGHT THIS UP TO ME THE OTHER DAY
when parents ask you ...
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Cookie tearjerky: Kaibigan →
acheelhei27:
Mas masarap yung may kaibigan kang tatanggapin ka na kahit na sino ka pa, ano ka pa at kung anong meron ka. Yung kahit gago ka’t walang alam eh, nandiyan pa rin sayo at tuturuan ka. Yung kahit na wala kang kwenta, nandiyan pa rin para sayo at tutulungan ka pa rin sa lahat ng oras. Yung alam yung…
I like people who I can occasionally have really...
ghiankarla:
earlada:
yynnnaa:
kakarenlolovesu:
havinganextremeattractionwithrlm:
dailydoseofkyle:
themacyrocket:
stopandstride:
cognizanceismynarcotic:
emvalerio:
(via idontgiveashh, gojamaicago)
when you get seated next to the class bitch
dressedupasmyself:
They see me rollin', they hatin'
29470.) I act like I don't care. But really, I...
When your period's late but you've never had sex
of-witchcraft-and-wizardry:
loganandseanaresexybeasts:
pancakes-:
punchthehighlightsoutofyourhair:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY”
No one can comprehend how gpoy this really is.
GPOY TO THE MAX, BRO
i havent had my period for 3 months. psh i aint even mad.
When you call a girl fat or ugly, it's engraved...
When you're with your best friend and you see the...
littlemissdorkette:
I AM OBLIGED TO DO IT.
When you give someone advice, they don't listen to...
Watchderych:
roranicus:
nowhesgotaboner:
-nerdangel:
herecomethedrums-:
regular-lord-joesus:
thesoundoficedteabeingstirred:
emilyallman:
the-sharpestlives:
itsreallyquitepleasant:
justonestepfromthedge:
thisisinnocentblood:
ohayitskat:
texasissouth-:
Just watch.
LMFAO.
I just died a little.
Ded.
OH MY GOD LOLING ALL OVER THE PLACE
LITERALLY CRYING
...
When your vagina starts exploding blood;
smokemeimdope-:
talentedstar:
1-800-yourmum:
At first you’re like;
Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
This made me LOL
LOLOLOL THIS.
"Bahala ka" doesn't mean "Do as you please". It...
Emma Watson was in her college chemistry class....
sevenyears-:
this is too golden to not reblog.
